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When I was younger and got caught doing something I wasn’t supposed to…

And my mom would suddenly be like

So I’d try to act all innocent and look at her like…

Which was pretty stupid since I’d already been caught. So I’d try to come up with a clever lie to get myself out of trouble, except I suck at lying, so it would usually come out like…

So my mom would just look at me like

And when she accused me of lying I’d be like

And then she’d send me to my room and I’d be all

And I’d run up the stairs like

And I’d slam my door. And then my mom would turn around and be all

…or at least that’s what I imagine she did.

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