WHEN AUTOCORRECT ATTACKS.
And my mom would suddenly be like
So I’d try to act all innocent and look at her like…
Which was pretty stupid since I’d already been caught. So I’d try to come up with a clever lie to get myself out of trouble, except I suck at lying, so it would usually come out like…
So my mom would just look at me like
And when she accused me of lying I’d be like
And then she’d send me to my room and I’d be all
And I’d run up the stairs like
And I’d slam my door. And then my mom would turn around and be all
…or at least that’s what I imagine she did.
and I’m magically no longer hungry.